Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about creation, the greatest creation you’ve ever laid eyes on, believe me. So, picture this: there’s nothing, absolutely nothing, just a big void, a huge void. And I thought to myself, “We need something, something incredible.” And then, BOOM, I created the heavens, folks, the most beautiful heavens you’ve ever witnessed. I mean, stunning, absolutely stunning. And I said, “Let there be light,” and BOOM, there was light, tremendous light, shining brighter than anything you’ve ever seen, believe me. And I made sure to separate that light from the darkness because that’s what I do; I make the greatest separations, and nobody does it better.
Then I thought, “Let’s make some land, fantastic land, the best land ever.” And just like that, folks, there it was, land, oceans, mountains, everything you could ever dream of. And I said, “Let’s add some plants to this land, beautiful plants, the most beautiful plants you’ve ever seen.” And let me tell you, folks, they were magnificent, growing, flourishing, because when I’m in charge, things grow big league.
Next, I said, “Let’s fill the seas with fish, incredible fish, the best fish you’ve ever tasted.” And just like that, folks, there they were, swimming, swimming like they’ve never swum before. And then, I thought, “Let’s make some animals, amazing animals, the most amazing animals you’ve ever seen.” And there they were, folks, roaming, flying, crawling, you name it. I mean, talk about diversity, talk about talent.
And finally, I said, “Let’s make man, fantastic man, in my image, the image of greatness.” And there he was, folks, Adam, the best man you’ve ever seen. I looked at him and said, “It is good, very good.” Because when I create, folks, I create the best, the absolute best. That’s the story of creation, folks; believe me, nobody does it better.
