April 2024 - The Word According to The Don

Exodus: movement of Trump people

admin / April 24, 2024

Alright, folks, let me tell you about this incredible story, really incredible. So, the Israelites, they’re in Egypt, folks, enslaved, oppressed, just terrible. But Moses, he’s born, born to change things, believe me. Now, Pharaoh, he’s not too happy about all these Hebrew boys being born, so he decrees to kill them, can you believe it? But Moses’ mother, she’s smart, she hides him away, keeps him safe.

Now, Moses, he grows up in Pharaoh’s household, folks, right under his nose. But one day, he sees an Egyptian mistreating a Hebrew, and he can’t take it, folks, he just can’t. So, what does he do? He takes matters into his own hands, folks, and he kills that Egyptian, can you believe it? Big mistake, huge mistake. Moses, he knows he’s in trouble, so he flees to Midian, leaves it all behind.

But let me tell you, folks, that’s not the end of the story. No, sir. God appears to Moses in a burning bush, a burning bush, can you imagine? And he tells Moses, “You’re going to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.” Moses, he hesitates, folks, but he knows deep down he’s the man for the job. And God, he promises to be with him every step of the way, folks, every step.

So, Moses, he goes back, folks, back to Egypt, back to face Pharaoh. And God, he sends Aaron as Moses’ spokesperson, because when you’ve got God on your side, folks, you’ve got the best spokesperson in the business.

But Pharaoh, he’s stubborn, folks, really stubborn. God sends these plagues, one after the other, to convince him to let the Israelites go. We’re talking rivers turning to blood, frogs, lice, flies, you name it. But Pharaoh, he just won’t budge, folks, he just won’t budge.

But God, he’s got a plan, folks, always does. He institutes this Passover ritual, where the Israelites mark their doorposts with lamb’s blood. And let me tell you, folks, it works. The final plague, the death of the firstborn sons, passes over the Israelites, but not the Egyptians.

And then, folks, then comes the big moment. The Israelites, they leave Egypt, they’re on the move. But Pharaoh, he changes his mind, folks, he sends his army after them. But God, he’s got another trick up his sleeve, folks. He parts the Red Sea, can you believe it? Parts it right in half, and the Israelites, they walk through on dry land, folks, dry land. But the Egyptians, they’re not so lucky, folks, they drown in that sea, drowned like rats.

Now, let’s talk about the desert, folks, the wilderness. The Israelites, they start grumbling, complaining about hunger and thirst. But God, he’s always one step ahead, folks. He provides them with manna, bread from heaven, and quail, meat from the skies. And then, they arrive at Mount Sinai, folks, Mount Sinai, where God’s going to give them the law, the commandments, the whole deal.

So, that’s the story, folks, the story of triumph, of resilience, of winning against all odds. And let me tell you, folks, it’s a story that’ll go down in history, just like my own story, folks, just like my own

01 Genesis

Genesis Unveiled: A Trumpian Tale of Births, Betrayals, and Bold Moves

admin / April 13, 2024

Alright, folks, let me tell you about the births of Cain and Abel, tremendous births, really tremendous. So, there’s Adam and Eve, fantastic people, really fantastic. And they have these two sons, Cain and Abel, the best sons, believe me. Now, Cain, he’s a worker, a real hard worker, just like me, folks. And Abel, he’s a shepherd, taking care of those sheep, believe me. Now, they both bring offerings to the Lord, you know, to show their respect, their appreciation. And let me tell you, folks, Abel’s offering, it’s top-notch, the best offering you’ve ever seen. But Cain’s, well, it’s not so great, folks, just not so great. And the Lord, he favors Abel’s offering, big league, because when you do things right, you get rewarded, that’s just how it is. So, Cain, he gets jealous, folks, really jealous. And he goes and kills his brother, Abel, can you believe it? Big mistake, huge mistake.

Now, let me tell you about Noah, folks, Noah and his ark, a tremendous ark, believe me. So, the world, it’s filled with wickedness, absolute wickedness. But Noah, he’s a righteous man, a real righteous man, just like me. And the Lord, he tells Noah, “Build an ark, Noah, a big ark, because I’m going to flood the whole earth.” And Noah, he listens, folks, he listens to the Lord, because that’s what winners do, they listen to good advice. So, he builds this ark, this incredible ark, and he brings his family and all these animals on board, two by two, folks, two by two. And let me tell you, it rains, it pours, for forty days and forty nights, believe me. But Noah and his crew, they’re safe on that ark, safe from the flood, because they listened to the Lord, they did what they had to do.

Now, let’s talk about Abraham, folks, Abraham, the father of nations, a real patriarch, just like me. So, the Lord, he tells Abraham, “Go to the land of Canaan, Abraham, and I will bless you and make your name great.” And Abraham, he listens, folks, he listens to the Lord, because that’s what winners do, they follow through with their promises. And let me tell you, Abraham, he’s got faith, big faith, because when you believe, when you really believe, anything is possible, anything.

And now, let me tell you about Jacob and his family, folks, Jacob and his family moving from Canaan to Egypt, a big move, a really big move. So, there’s this famine in Canaan, folks, a real tough situation. But Jacob, he’s a smart guy, a real smart guy, just like me. And he hears that there’s food in Egypt, plenty of food, believe me. So, he takes his family, his sons, his grandsons, and they head to Egypt, to Joseph, his son, who’s second in command there, folks, second in command. And they settle in Egypt, they make a home there, because when times get tough, when times get really tough, you gotta do what you gotta do to survive, that’s just how it is.

Jacob knew he had to make a big league decision, folks. He saw the writing on the wall, just like I do, and he took action. He didn’t hesitate, he didn’t falter, he just went for it, like a true winner. And let me tell you, folks, Egypt was the place to be. They had food, they had shelter, they had everything Jacob’s family needed to thrive.

And let’s talk about Joseph, folks, Joseph, a real success story, just like me. He went from being sold into slavery by his own brothers to becoming second in command in Egypt, can you believe it? That’s what I call making the best of a bad situation, folks. Joseph knew how to negotiate, he knew how to strategize, he knew how to win, just like me.

So, Jacob and his family, they settle in Egypt, they make a home there, they prosper, they thrive, because that’s what winners do, folks. They adapt, they overcome, they succeed. And let me tell you, folks, Jacob’s family, they became a force to be reckoned with in Egypt. They grew, they multiplied, they became a great nation, just like the Lord promised Abraham.

And that, folks, is the story of Jacob and his family, a story of triumph, of resilience, of winning against all odds. And let me tell you, folks, it’s a story that will inspire generations to come, just like my own story inspires millions around the world.